Fun terms

500 pieces of shop floor, site and apprentice slang. The language that never makes it into a catalogue.

Fun terms are quoted from Urban Dictionary, where a lot of trade slang gets written down first. Each entry links back to the original and credits its author. These are how people talk, not what belongs in a specification.

Corona Discharge

Electrical engineering phenomenon, clear technical definition

A phenomenon that is often observed near a conductor. When the electric field in the vicinity of the conductor is sufficiently strong, electrons resulting from random ionizations of air molecules near the conductor accelerate...

Counter jockey

Retail register worker term; straightforward workplace vocabulary

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

CPC

Standard marketing/advertising acronym used in industry

Cost per click. Commonly used term in PPC Marketing is 'Pay Per Click'.

cramp

Medical/physical workplace term; genuine occupational hazard

sometimes called Charley horses, are unpleasant, often painful, sensations caused by contraction or over shortening of muscles. Cramps can be caused by cold, overexertion or low calcium level in blood

crank it

Music production control term; legitimate audio engineering vocabulary

A term originated from the music industry to command an individual to "turn up the volume.

creel

Genuine fishing trade term for equipment.

A type of small wicker or osier basket, used by anglers for holding fish or other seafood catches.

crimp

Rock climbing trade term, precise handhold classification

n. A rock climbing term for a small handhold. Since crimp holds protrude from the rock by an inch or less, it is usually only possible to grip them with the first pad on each finger. Crimps are also referred to as "crimpers." v...

crock

Trade slang for rejection or dismissal of false claims

Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be. Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything...

croust

Genuine Cornish mining term for meal/break time

Cornish term for dinner time, tradtionally used for the miners in Cornwall when they had their pasties

crt

CRT is genuine electronics and display tech vocabulary

A CRT stands for cathode-ray tube, a vacuum tube in which a hot cathode emits electrons that are accelerated as a beam through a relatively high voltage anode, further focused or deflected electrostatically or...

Crud

CRUD is genuine database terminology for operations

Database access terminology - create, read, update and delete

crunch time

Standard workplace term for deadline pressure period

The interval of time immediately before a project is due, when it becomes apparent that the schedule has slipped and everyone is going to have to work like dogs to try to complete the project in time. Crunch time usually occurs...

cube

Cube is real workplace jargon for office workstations

A fake four walled "office." Often a cube is shared with other "cubemates" in the workplace.

cue

DJ term for cueing music before audible in mix

Term used by DJs for when a record is playing, but not audible in the mix, while he is preparing and adjusting it to be played next.

curb appeal

Curb appeal is genuine real estate and construction term

The aesthetic charm of a house when first seen from the road; a home-improvement television program first aired on Home & Garden Television (HGTV).

Cutback

Cutback is workplace humor about budgets and compensation

When you ask for a raise and your manager tells you its not that we arent paying enough its that you are spending too much

dab hand

Expert tradesperson phrase, widely used in workplace

To be good at something, to be an expert in a specific field, to have a way with something that makes that person better than your average Joe

daisy chain

Electrical/sailing term: connecting devices or tying rope knots

n flower chain consisting of a string of daisies linked by their stems; v connect devices on a part of a chip or circuit board in a computer

daisy-chain

Electronics/IT term for connecting multiple devices in series

v : connect devices on a part of a chip or circuit board in a computer

damage

Common bar/restaurant slang for bill total, workplace humour

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.

dcim

Standard folder structure for camera memory cards

Digital Camera Images Used when formatting SD Cards (or other types of memory cards) in cameras.

Dead air

Radio/TV technical term for broadcast interruption

1. An uncomfortable period of awkward silence that usually occurs in a tense social setting; 2. A period of time during which a television show is broadcast without an audio portion.

dead leg

Workplace injury term, practical safety/sports vocabulary

(Britain, Ireland): A leg that is painfully numbed, stiffened, or cramped by impact such as by a deliberate or accidental kick or other blow. Known as a charley horse or charlie horse in the United States where it can also mean a...

dead stock

Sneaker retail/resale industry stock condition term

a shoe that has never been worn or even tried on. also terms nds vnds etc. be wary of people using vnds!

dead zone

Actual surfing trade term for wave condition

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.

deckhand

Shipping trade role with specific responsibilities

Performs jobs such as bridge watch, painting, cabin boy, tying up, small boat operator.

defect

Standard industrial/QA term for product imperfections

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional. 2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty. 3. v. To change loyalties.

dew-drink

Genuine historical farm labor term with specific work context

A drink before breakfast. Originally used by farm labourers before they began a non-union day's harvesting.

dial it in

Mechanics tune engines by dialing in timing precisely

To set up everything completely, precisely, and perfectly. Usually relating to something mechanical or creative. The phrase comes from tuning engines. Mechanics set contact points for the electrical system of the engine and then...

diff

Genuine truck/4x4 shop floor term for rear axle assembly

Short for differential when talking mostly about trucks and 4x4's

diffuser

Automotive engineering component creating downforce

A piece of automotive bodywork that is meant to deliver downforce by channeling air under the car, especially under the midsection and rear, so that it creates a low-pressure system under the car which sucks the vehicle to the...

Digital Decay

Real technical term for image degradation in digital media

When an image or video is re-saved and compressed more dithering artifacts are added to the file.

dinosaur juice

Fuel industry slang; colorful term for gasoline

Gasoline, because its precursors were produced by eons of compression and decay of trees and plants especially during the ages of the dinosaurs.

displacement

Funny shop floor observation about where tools mysteriously vanish

The spontaneous migration of an important object to a location so improbable that its discovery is later described as an archaeological find.

Dizzy

Distributor part; genuine automotive trade term

Round black unit under the hood of a car which supplies electricity to the spark plugs. Also known as "distributor"

DOD

Department of Defense acronym; real workplace vocabulary

The freaking DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE !! Which includes the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, Coast Guard, National Guard and Reserves.

dodgy

Describes structural or material quality issues tradespeople assess

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.

dog leg

Directional term tradspeople use for angled turns

term used in giving driving directions. we were driving to a friend's house in rural, northern Minnesota and we asked a local man for directions - part of his instructions were : "Go left on Olson Rd. - drive straight for about a...

Doghouse

Tradesman's entrance/workspace. Workplace jargon.

A small box round the back, commonly used by workmen. Also known as 'the tradesmens entrance'

double talk

Deceptive communication in negotiation; workplace relevant

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.

dovetail

Office vocabulary for connecting ideas; trades/professional use

A word commonly used in office environments to help link one point to another synonym: piggyback

dowel

Cigar too tightly rolled to smoke. Workshop slang.

A plugged cigar. A cigar rolled so tight you can't pull the smoke.

Downshift

Downshift engine technique; legitimate automotive term

Blipage of the throttle in order to increase engine speed while simultaneously dropping the clutch at a comfortable but consistent and quick rate to accurately respond to and represent 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, or 6th gear.

downtime

Factory production term for machine/line stoppage.

downtime is a term widely used in most factories when a machine is not running or production is not running and or a particular converyor line.

DPM

Construction waterproofing term with actual technical meaning

Distributed pattern matirial, so technicly any sort of printed fabric, but its really used to discribe camoflage. some of you may think it stands for damp proof membrane, which it sort of does, but also dosent.

Drafting

Transport/driving term: following closely to reduce air resistance

What the uneducated and under skilled drivers call Tailgating. Its when you follow closely behind another car traveling at a high rate of speed to decrease the amount of air resistance on your awesome sports car so as to save a...

drift

Racing technique used in motorsports and automotive tuning.

In racing, it is the clipping of the apex of a turn to attain higher corner exit speeds. This achieved by breaking the tire traction limit and putting the car into a controlled skid. As the vehicle slides, the weight shifts from...

drop

Real industry term for product/service release timing

The availability of a product or service to the general public. The term is most often used in relation to the release of a music album, a DVD video release, or hardware or software, but can be used for other products (i.e...

DSP

Professional audio engineering term with clear technical definition.

Digital Sound Processing. A really cool feature on hi-definition stereos that let you add reverberated depth (echo) to what you are listening too.

duct tape

Tradesperson's truth about duct tape solving problems

Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.

dud

Industrial/construction: failed explosive or malfunctioning tool or component

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives

dummy load

Real RF/electrical engineering term for resistive load

1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate) 2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return 3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he...

dune buggy

Legitimate automotive/off-road vehicle type with technical details.

a small car used for cruising in the sand dunes. it is a small lightweight car perfect for burnouts and rally racing. very good fuel consumption aswell

dunnage

Real shipping/transport term for blocking materials

Blocks of old, used wood, which are used to hold up vehicles, or brace components when servicing.

dunny

Australian workplace slang for toilet, genuinely used on job sites

Australian word meaning the toilet. Can also be known as the 'dunny-can'.

dutch courage

Historical phrase about alcohol before difficult tasks, workplace relevant

Alcohol induced self-confidence, the beverage in question was gin, or genever (juniper), the main ingredient.

Dwang

NZ building term for framing timber between studs

A horizontal piece of timber used in house framing between upright studs. (NZ usage mostly)

Dynamo

Generator term useful in industrial electrical contexts.

(n.) Lively and optimistic person (n.) An electricity generator connected straight to the machine which uses it, thus not wasting money on travel.

Dyno

Automotive test equipment, legitimate industry use

a machine used to measure the WHP (wheel hp) of a car across the cars entire range of gears.. also gives torque ratings

earthenware

Genuine ceramics manufacturing and material property terms

Pottery fired at lower temperatures, making it softer and more porous than other ceramics (like stoneware and porcelain). While more prone to absorbing liquids and notably less durable than other ceramics, it can be a...

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